It’s when I recieve messages like these I realise how well my friends know me. Worryingly so.
So Hurricane force winds are back in Scotland today. I wonder what we’ll name this one to top Hurricane Bawbag (bawbag basically means scrotum.. This is why I love my country)
Tumblr, pack your bags…
omg look how far away you would be from everyone you don’t like
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
reblogging for the flawless commentary
ITS ON MY DASH AGAIN YES.
Ahh that’s embarrassing! I’ve had it changed for so long I’d forgotten that’s what not normal facebook is like, haha. Yeah the language is on Pirate, I changed it ages ago and just kept it like that, much more entertaining.
My luck seems to have taken a good turn in the last few weeks. So happy right now!
It really is no coincidence I’ve came back on tumblr when I have an essay due today. There really is no better way to procrastinate.
ps. Sorry I’ve been dead for the last two and a half weeks. Got a new job and uni deadlines have been ridiculous, should be posting again soon! I’ll reply to asks and stuff as soon as I can, I feel really bad for taking so long!
I have far too much fun littering Final Fantasy references in my essays. One day a marker will pick up on it and give me brownie points (I hope!)
Just when I think this has finally been eradicated, some form I haven’t seen before pops up on my dash.
that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
even in video games i cant bring myself to choose any of the rude/mean talking options